January 2009
December 2008
I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations - one can either do...
– Soren Kierkegaard (via meltinyourmouth)
The World's Deadliest Conventional Weapons →
sarahchristine:
A handy guide for beginners! For when we all find ourselves in the midst of the Second Civil War! Yay! Russia don’t hurt ‘em!
Excuse me, I don’t see “chainsaw strapped to a machine gun” anywhere on this list. -MATC
10. In Alabama it is against the law to exploit a bear by promoting, engaging in...
– Wacky Laws Still on the Books in America (via sarahchristine)
ALABAMA HAS GONE TO THE BEARS! -MATC
30GB Zunes all over the world fail en masse →
pterodactyls:
themattsmith:
itsbedtime:
inothernews:
Oh, man. This is either Microsoft’s biggest snafu ever (besides Vista, ha ha) OR THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER.
marjoree:
“Fan boards and support forums all have the same mantra saying that at 2:00 AM this morning, the Zune 30s reset on their own and doesn’t fully reboot.”
Hello, 2009!
Y2K, IS THAT YOU?
There is a 100% chance that...
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Ben Gibbard & Zooey Deschanel Get Engaged -... →
(via incanto)
KEV! OH NO! -MATC
Scientists eye unusual swarm of Yellowstone quakes →
Uh oh. -MATC (via bmcirillo)
Romo collapses in shower after game →
notthatkindagay: muppetpants:
Awww wittle womo can’t take the big bad footbaw player hits. Honestly could this guy be more of a fucking pansy. I hate him so much. -MATC
Teenage 'virginity pledges' are ineffective →
chronicfail:
Youths who promise abstinence are also less likely to use protection
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
– Alfred, The Dark Knight (via notthatkindagay)
6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can't Explain |... →
wooliebear: afghanistanbananastand:
50 Things We Know Now (We Didn't Know This Time... →
zombienovela: Here are my favorites:
50. Drinking just three cups of coffee a day can make women’s breasts shrink.
48. Chimpanzees keep a mental record of helpful acts from other members of their group, such as grooming, scratching and removing fleas, so they can return the favor.
47. Women who answer to another woman in the workplace feel significantly more stressed than those who have a male...
It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.
– Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy (via affremblequotes)
The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can?t ignore it, top...
– (via littlemiss) (via radarchive) (via zombienovela)
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
– Bertrand Russell (via alanajoy) (via catskills) (via kari-shma) (via roberto) (via sundaymorning)
This reminds me of some people I know. -MATC
Thomas Edison lobbied successfully for the word “hello” to be used as the...
– Modern Marvels: Retro Tech (via randyhaddock)