Marcus Allen the Cat

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July 2008

Jun 30, 2008
Olympic nightmare: A red tide in the Yellow Sea  → iht.com

Big trouble in little China- A large algae bloom covers approx 1/3 of the coastal waters designated for Olympic races.

The Chinese are taking action, though:

Media reports estimate that as many as 20,000 people have either volunteered or been ordered to participate in the operation, while 1,000 boats are scooping algae out of the Yellow Sea.

Hmmmm. I wonder about the ratio of “volunteers” : slave laborers conscripted at gunpoint to scoop up vile algae.

As they say down in Alabama, “Roll Tide!”

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“There’s a dark cloud rising from the desert floor
I packed my bags and I’m heading straight into the storm
Gonna be a twister to blow everything down
That ain’t got the faith to stand its ground
Blow away the dreams that tear you apart
Blow away the dreams that break your heart
Blow away the lies that leave you nothing but lost and broken-hearted”
—Bruce Springsteen, aka The Boss
Jun 29, 2008
Sworn Virgins of Albania → nytimes.com

Fascinating article from NYT about the dying tradition of sworn virgins in Albania.

From the article:

By taking an oath of virginity, women could take on the role of men as head of the family, carry a weapon, own property and move freely.

They dressed like men and spent their lives in the company of other men, even though most kept their female given names. They were not ridiculed, but accepted in public life, even adulated. For some the choice was a way for a woman to assert her autonomy or to avoid an arranged marriage.

“Stripping off their sexuality by pledging to remain virgins was a way for these women in a male-dominated, segregated society to engage in public life,” said Linda Gusia, a professor of gender studies at the University of Pristina, in Kosovo. “It was about surviving in a world where men rule.”

Men can accept women as equals as long as you strip away all the sexy time business, eh? Sounds familiar to this cat.

Jun 29, 2008
Trend spotting

mandalay:

cajunboy:

I’ve noticed lately that Ayn Rand quotes are beginning to outnumber pet pics on my Tumblr dashboard.

On a related note, Ayn Rand was, by and large, full of shit.

i lose a little more faith in my generation whenever someone quotes her. i was into ayn rand when i was SEVENTEEN. please move on.

i also cringe when someone mentions noam chomsky or ralph nader, like no one with a liberal arts education has EVER heard of those two. they may have played a part in my formative years, and i’m glad that they exist and raise issues that many won’t discuss, but really, who wants to be a dirty hippie for all eternity? -M

Speaking of dirty hippies, I’ll add Communism-inspired fashion accessories to the list of things that make me lose faith in our dim-witted generation. Are you the ruthless dictator of a small island nation? No? Then maybe you should leave the Castro hat at home.

Then again, I doubt half the people wearing Castro hats have any idea who Castro is or what he stands for.  When you say “Castro,” they think “stoned American Idol contestant with white-man dreads.”

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A Dialogue on Originalism
  • David: DP fan?
  • due process?
  • me: death penalty
  • David: oh
  • gotcha. that makes much more sense
  • me: oh, fuck due process. I hate due process
  • David: ewww
  • due process
  • more like totally unnecessary because of course you're guilty..........process
  • me: hahaha
  • David: i mean if you're arrested you're basically guilty
  • me: obviously
  • they had enough evidence to suspect you, so they must have suspected for a reason right?
  • David: just like why should the police not be allowed into my house whenever they want?
  • if i'm not doing anything wrong, then i have nothing to worry about
  • except i'm usually doing something wrong
  • like blowing some coke off of the barrel of an illegal gun
  • me: yeah
  • if you don't commit crimes you don't have to worry about "constitutional rights"
  • they're just to protect CRIMINALS
  • David: i think the constitution was a satire
  • like "a modest proposal"
  • except i think "a modest proposal" was a good idea
  • me: like the FFs were really saying "what kind of whack jobs would give criminals a trial?"
  • David: "Jefferson, this shit is hilarious. I gotta go tell my slave-mistress about this"
  • "We should totally call them Constitutional 'wrongs'"
  • "No, it will be funnier this way if we call them rights"
Jun 29, 2008
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Jun 29, 2008
“An investigation into the shocking polls following the D.C. gun-ban case uncovered the source of the “irregularities” found in the polling data. The now infamous polls, which indicated that 100% of D.C. residents were in favor of the decision allowing ownership of firearms in the District, were apparently skewed. However, they were not skewed by the pollsters as originally thought. Rather, in an ironic twist, while the numbers indicated that 100% of D.C. residents approved of the decision, a later poll indicated that 100% of those opposed to the decision were being robbed at gunpoint while the poll was being taken.” —Press release from “Press Secretary” Myers
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The media says we're escalating covert ops against Iran. Something not right here.

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)

Heh.  What’s wrong with this sentence?

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