Bruno, this one’s for you today. No really, I kid because I care. Please don’t come shank me in my sleep. Hugs, MATC
Some artists want your money so they can buy Range Rovers and diamond bracelets,...– Lady Gaga (via jessicachu) (via alisagaga) (via cosmicsquirreljustice) That’s kind of scary, but I am kind of obsessed with her. She’s just so WEIRD. I can’t get enough. -MATC
Skip ahead to 1:45, pls. →
ndeddiemac: fightingpolish: “Why don’t you just say no?” The audio sure paints a different picture than the print doesn’t it? True, he says his plan as of right now is to be at Oklahoma next year, but I certainly didn’t hear any doors shut or bridges burned. It’s amazing how people can parse or recast quotes to change the context, as well.
SOUTH BEND, IN—Jesus Christ, the Son of God and president of Notre Dame...– The Onion (via fightingpolish) (via irishmexi) (via irishtexan)
House: There's a reason that everybody lies. It works. It's what allows society to function. It's what separates man from beast.
Wilson: Oh. I thought that was our thumbs.
barelysarcasm:writer-a: The Rolling Stones | Wild...
Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From... →
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.– Dorothy Parker (via amandadoes)
The Holtz revival also reinforced the University’s sense of itself. It proved...– Question: back in the day, were people calling for Faust’s head as fervently as they are calling for Weis’ head today? Is it better in 2009? Worse? Equal? It seems some things are cyclical (mediocrity from an unproven college coach over five years) and some things aren’t (well, this alleged patience...
Dr. Lou v. Mark May [spoiler alert: Lou ordered the Code Red on Jimmy!]
I can’t be left unsupervised.– Ron Wood (via rulesformyunbornson) True story. Me either. -MATC
lorenrochelle:kl7: The Rolling Stones — Ruby...
What Would You Fight For? →
Brendan Burke fights for equality in sports. The attitude across the team [about Brendan’s sexuality] is pretty much the same: “Who cares?” or “I don’t understand why this is even an issue.” Players you don’t even expect to be supportive are. You say it is proof this kind of thing can happen in other places, too. You wish you could say that gay slurs have...
Jimmy Clausen sucker punched in the face outside... →
marseeah: jasencomstock: marseeah: Now I’m really hungry for a CJ’s burger. And I’m upset that Irish fans would do something like this. what is a CJ burger and how does it compare to Five Guys. or better yet, to In and Out? It’s basically a small meatloaf on a bun. It’s a South Bend standard, and honestly, it’s too much meat for me. But it makes me nostalgic for college. And ND people?...
savagemike:pertoleum:iamapiper: So Whatcha Want -...
Clausen punched in the face outside CJ's Pub →
Things just keep getting worse for ND football in general and poor Jimmy specifically. I don’t really care about the details, I just hope that the douche who gave Jimmy two black eyes gets his ass beat. Reportedly it was an alum. F that guy. -MATC
Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine. →
Who knew this was good medical advice?
I haven't smoked since college.
fightingpolish: That’s going to change. Oh honey. Smoking isn’t going to fix this. I need a Xanax or a Percocet STAT, doctor. Unless you’re smoking some serious shit, then, maybe.