March 2009
Los Angeles Area approves $800 million NFL stadium... →
thegreg:
Los Angeles just recieved its first good NFL related news since 1994. The cities of Buffalo, Minneapolis, and Oakland could have some tough decisions to make…
Fuck fucking LA. Thesis: If LA wanted a NFL team, they should have kept the various teams they had. LEAVE MY TEAM ALOOOOOOONE!-MATC
wooliebear:sparklingpants:
Bizarre Love Triangle...
February 2009
Man gets $27,000 phone bill after watching Bears... →
siddman:
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dharrison:
On November 2, Wayne Burdick (not pictured) was aboard a cruise ship in Miami waiting to depart on a Caribbean cruise. While still docked at the port, he set up his laptop and wireless card and accessed his Slingbox device which allowed him to watch a Chicago Bears game via an Internet connection. When the game was over, Burd*ck closed his computer, embarked...
In case any legal folk haven't seen it yet, Latham... →
Holy shit, the sky really IS falling. -MATC (via mandalay)
Will This Crisis Produce a 'Gatsby'? →
barelysarcasm:hydeordie:
Never in American history had the vision of social mobility been more forcefully asserted than in the 1920s. And rarely had the image been so far out of keeping with reality. The Republican Party, which dominated national politics throughout the decade, extolled the twin virtues of economic competition and personal ambition, reminding Americans often that they lived, as...
The Relationship Bill →
Never underestimate people’s ability to be completely and utterly insane. -MATC (via sarahchristine)
ardenashley:The Good That Wont Come Out - Rilo...
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fmylife:
Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She’d kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML
OMG AMY PUT NAT ON LOCKDOWN. -MATC
“A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths; feels your...”
– WIlliam Arthur Ward (via meltinyourmouth)
copycats:Pop Song ‘89 by Motion City...
fmylife:
Today, I’m reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examinating me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: “Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t”. I’m a man. FML
OMG AWESOME. -MATC
Nicky Hilton makes citizen’s arrest at IHOP →
Oh man, to be a fly on the wall for that one. I don’t approve of violence, but the person who shoves a Hilton gets a GOLD STAR from me. -MATC (via chronicfail)
fmylife:
Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn’t know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML
mandalay:
“And every time, this thought hit me: It wasn’t a record she was handling. It was a fragile soul inside a glass bottle.” (From South of the Border, West of the Sun, by Huruki Murakami)
Glad you like it Miss Mandalay. -MATC
Why do women feel so ANGRY? Welcome to the age of... →
wooliebear:randomlunatic:
