you get five IMs/gchats in the span of two minutes informing you that Justice Souter is retiring.
May 2009
Earlier I loaned Amy my headphones for Taylor Swift/Cascada-listening purposes in the library (I’m not here to judge). I looked up, and where was the cord to my headphones? That’s right— In Amy’s mouth. Ew.
This is a somewhat common occurrence— most of my highlighters and pens have small, Amy tooth-shaped marks all over them. Maybe I should invest in a spray bottle and work on aversion therapy?
This makes me sort of angry. Thesis: If you claim to be pro-life but support torture, you need to GTFO. Torture is pro-death. -MATC
April 2009
Salma Hayek (via quote-book) (via whateverilike)
Salma is so awesome. PS Dave is the only one that meets this criterion. -MATC
science:Just a reminder of what a real flu pandemic looks like. The estimated death toll of the Spanish Flu is something like 50 million. The world population at the time was around 1.8 billion. That’s 2.8% of the world population. 2.8 percent of today’s world population is 187 million people.
notthatkindagay:mikespez:itsnotovertonight:
I’m pretty sure Amy and I have reviewed this in depth before, but it’s still funny. -MATC