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May 2009

You might be a lawyer/law student if....

you get five IMs/gchats in the span of two minutes informing you that Justice Souter is retiring.

Apr 30, 2009
True friendship means self-sacrifice

Earlier I loaned Amy my headphones for Taylor Swift/Cascada-listening purposes in the library (I’m not here to judge).  I looked up, and where was the cord to my headphones?  That’s right— In Amy’s mouth.  Ew.

This is a somewhat common occurrence— most of my highlighters and pens have small, Amy tooth-shaped marks all over them.  Maybe I should invest in a spray bottle and work on aversion therapy?

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Survey: Support for terror suspect torture differs among the faithful → cnn.com

This makes me sort of angry. Thesis: If you claim to be pro-life but support torture, you need to GTFO.  Torture is pro-death. -MATC

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“I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.” —

Salma Hayek (via quote-book) (via whateverilike)

Salma is so awesome.  PS Dave is the only one that meets this criterion. -MATC

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The Blue Death — Flu Epidemic of 1918 → jhsph.edu

science:Just a reminder of what a real flu pandemic looks like. The estimated death toll of the Spanish Flu is something like 50 million. The world population at the time was around 1.8 billion. That’s 2.8% of the world population. 2.8 percent of today’s world population is 187 million people.

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The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever → cracked.com

notthatkindagay:mikespez:itsnotovertonight:

I’m pretty sure Amy and I have reviewed this in depth before, but it’s still funny. -MATC

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“Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.” —Franz Kafka (via esquisse)
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