Best excuse for anything, ever: ”Well, I am dating Richard Pryor.” -matc
Some really elegant person explaining the smell in New Orleans this afternoon.
WHY ARE THEY JUST NOW REALIZING THIS OIL SPILL COULD BE A PROBLEM?
I saw that shit on the news today. ”We thought it was spilling 1000 barrels a day, but then we noticed other leaks— lol j/k, 5000 barrels a day.” REALLY? Because either way that sounds like a PROBLEM. -matc
Earth, Wind, & Fire - September
wilwheaton: Interesting distinctive facts about numbers from 0 to 9999.
and probably a real nice kid, but REALLY DENVER? SERIOUSLY? I am bumfuzzled.
ackb:neurotical: hman: brick-house:constantflux: (anotherdrunkentirade)
Violent Femmes | Add It Up