Marcus Allen the Cat

April 2010

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#pantydroppers

“Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That’s why it’s a comfort to go hand in hand.” —~Emily Kimbrough (via justbesplendid) (via whateverilike)

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Do you suck at everyday life? Here are some helpful diagrams that may be of assistance.  → cracked.com

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#cat #too cute for life

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#WTF

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#awesomeness #pantydroppers #The Boss

Pam Grier says Richard Pryor's coke use gave her a toxic vagina → advocate.com

notthatkindagay:(via notfromtheonion)

Best excuse for anything, ever:  ”Well, I am dating Richard Pryor.” -matc

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#coke vagina

“It smells like it’d smell if a bus was in front of you blowing out exhaust fumes right in your face.” —

Some really elegant person explaining the smell in New Orleans this afternoon.

WHY ARE THEY JUST NOW REALIZING THIS OIL SPILL COULD BE A PROBLEM?

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I saw that shit on the news today.  ”We thought it was spilling 1000 barrels a day, but then we noticed other leaks— lol j/k, 5000 barrels a day.”  REALLY? Because either way that sounds like a PROBLEM. -matc

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#hilarity

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#pretty lady #fur

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#pretty lady

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#pretty lady #glasses

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#pretty lady

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#Badassery

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