July 2011
barelysarcasm:
jenfunkygin:
Bruce Springsteen...
June 2011
Butters' Finest Hour
Goth Kid: I guess you can join up with us if you want.
Goth Kid 2: Yeah. We're gonna go to the graveyard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.
Butters: Uh, uhm no thanks. I love life.
Stan: Huh? But you just got dumped.
Butters: Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid.
Goth Kid 2: Yeah.
Stan: No. No, Butters, that doesn't sound stupid at all.
Butters: Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth kid.
“I’ve said this before, but: Own your opinions. Be a bigot because you want to be...”
– You See, My Homophobia is For My Children! - First Draft
Remember when being a bestselling author required silly qualities like “talent” and “a grasp of the English language? Like, me either or whatever. -matc
Lauren Conrad Named Forbes Columnist →
siddman:
Forbes Magazine has named TV star, fashion designer and New York Times bestselling writer Lauren Conrad as their newest columnist, not bad for a girl who started out her career on a reality TV series about spoiled rich kids.
Conrad will be a guest contributor to the financial publication where she will write weekly articles about her time spent in the fashion business, working on a...
“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say...”
– William Shakespeare (via lets-run-away)
