Roxanne - The Police
Aggghhh I know, I know, showing my age all over the place. Sprout and I had an unfortunate incident where we decided to pre-game a dance by drinking Captain and coke and playing the “Roxanne” drinking game (which basically consists of a lot of chugging). A few rounds and half a handle of Captain later, Sprout was crying because she couldn’t put on her eyeliner straight. Moral: Put on your makeup BEFORE you get hammered. -matc