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America’s Best Paying Jobs

dihard:

Per Forbes’ America’s Best and Worst Paying Jobs, the top ten (+1) are:

  1. Anesthesiologists: $192,780
  2. Surgeons: $191,410
  3. Orthodontists: $185,340
  4. Obstetricians and Gynecologists: $183,600
  5. Oral and Maxillofacial Surgeons: $178,440
  6. Prosthodontists: $169,360
  7. Internists, General: $167,270
  8. Physicians & Surgeons, Other: $155,150
  9. Family & General Practitioners: $153,640
  10. Chief Executives: $151,370
  11. Airline Pilots, Copilots, Flight Engineers: $148,810

The lowest-paying 25 occupations employ 15.6 million people in America; the best-paying jobs employ 3 million.

But it seems they’ve missed one. Per Time Magazine’s Popchart, #1 should be Simpsons Voice Actors: $400,000 PER episode.

 Hey Forbes:  What about BigLaw?  A first year associate (that’s freshly minted out of law school, never had a job before) at a national law firm earns $160,000.00 per year plus bonuses.  I take exception to this doctor-centric list.

This list reminds me that when doctors start whining about how they don’t make enough money (which they inevitably do) you should tell them to cork it.  Whatever nasty things you can say about lawyers (and I can come up with a few doozies) at least they don’t bitch about being undercompensated.

  1. marcusallenthecat reblogged this from dihard and added:
    Hey Forbes: What about BigLaw? A first year associate (that’s freshly minted out of law school, never had a job before)...
  2. pirata-bronx reblogged this from dihard and added:
    …just my 2 cents on this, coming from medical training… this is definitely gross estimated incomes, before the...
  3. muhhself reblogged this from dihard and added:
    Of those top 10, you’ll...paying insurance premiums anywhere from double to quadruple what...
  4. mikehudack reblogged this from dihard and added:
    What do all of these jobs have in common? They’re all high risk...high responsibility. in...
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  6. missmaves reblogged this from dihard and added:
    have been a doctor. Any kind of doctor. Oh well.
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  12. pocky reblogged this from ryanyam and added:
    It’s that, or better practice on those voice skills! Is it true that Bart Simpson...voiced...
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  14. ryanyam reblogged this from dihard and added:
    Maybe Medicine is...best course to take now hahaha.
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